Lights Dim For Republicans?

You would think that's the sentiment, reading and listening to the popular heads. One might think all it takes to bring down a Republican regime is the national outing of a gay-ped harassing high schoolers on the congressional campus.

The usual pollsters are out flagellating the public with numbers showing Bush & Co. have lost their appeal (as if they ever had appeal to anyone who stopped mimicking TV long enough to think). Although BushCo numbers have been "plummeting" for months – they're really "plummeting" this time. Really.

Haven't the polls been telling you for the last month that "Fully 53 percent of Americans want the Democrats to win control of Congress next month…"?

I've stuck my neck out more than once with predictions and have not been red-faced so will do so again. Here it is :

It is unlikely the Democrats will win control of either house of congress, much less both. The masters may, for circus-sake, have it appear close, "down to the wire" theatrics – but I don't see the pendulum in the Potomac's pig-pit swinging back to Democrats.

Although honestly - I would prefer a dem win as it would mean watching those pundits currently on the attack have to go on the defense. Nothing more pitiful or generates more chuckles around my house than watching democrat pundocrats defend the near-same stinking policies they were condemning before their team "won" the election.

With North Korea proving they too can make big phallus explosions the polling machismo may swing a little back to the right. Will it, won't it, maybe, hang in there until the next expert poll numbers are tallied. Apparently the American public believes Republicans are better at national security although when and where that myth was written I'm not sure. However, Democratic pols have proven their national security manhood. Was it not a big Harry S democrat that rained fire and brimstone on a surrendering Japan? Did not LBJ keep us safe from Vietnamese communists?

Then there's the lying hypocrite factor. Even though the "moral" majority puffs up with indignation and hot air, in the bottom of their hypocrisy of hearts, outwardly respectable but secretly kinked, they understand Foley's lusting for male young'uns, being of closeted like-mind; they vote republican.

Although both parties are in bed with globocorporatocracy there's also the myth among the merchant peasantry that republicans are better for business. So, all these comfortable mid and small businessmen receiving Homeland contracts across the nation will vote republican. Six and seven figure security contracts have convinced many here in the Heartland that there are indeed horrendous threats since 9/11. Dems might not renew all those contracts; putting the money in gall-damn social programs instead.

Lastly, if the republicans own and control the mechanism of voting, as some netizens claim, why would they rig themselves out of power? Unless of course it's to simply continue the illusion that the system works.

Let's not forget, the next president, for appearance's sake, should be a democrat, so more likely the congress will remain a republican majority. I think it will be a real downer for Team Democrat until 2008. If democrats "win" congress next month – expect another republican president in 2008 (and expect Brangelina and Madonna to adopt more brown children but not American brown children).

Worst case scenario: Ahmadinejad is found in bed with Kim Jong Il and Osama's #2, and all the extremely dire shit found on such sites as PrisonPlanet, Freepers, Drudge, RawStory, Rense, From The Wilderness, Larouche, Uruknet, etc. come true. In that case, see you in the gulag.