Bush Says

"This notion that the United States is getting ready to attack Iran is simply ridiculous. Having said that, all options are on the table," Bush said. (And family feud survey says...option attack.)

"It's in our interests for them not to have a nuclear weapon," Bush said. (Especially when we attack.)

And for Putin, Bush says "A constructive relationship allows me to remind him that I believe Russia is a European country and European countries embrace those very same values that America embraces." (Europeans use piss-on you stickers George, and that "values" thingy is a GOP meme.)