Sunday, November 04, 2007

Dog Neutered

Duane "Dog" Chapman: I don't care if she's a Mexican, a whore or whatever. It's not because she's black, it's because we use the word nigger sometimes here. I'm not gonna take a chance ever in life of losing everything I've worked for for 30 years because some fucking nigger heard us say nigger and turned us in to the Enquirer magazine. Our career is over! I'm not taking that chance at all! Never in life! Never! Never! If Lyssa [Dog's daughter] was dating a nigger, we would all say 'fuck you!' And you know that. If Lyssa brought a black guy home ya da da... it's not that they're black, it's none of that. It's that we use the word nigger. We don't mean you fucking scum nigger without a soul. We don't mean that shit. But America would think we mean that. And we're not taking a chance on losing everything we got over a racial slur because our son goes with a girl like that. I can't do that Tucker. You can't expect Gary, Bonnie, Cecily, all them young kids to [garbled] because 'I'm in love for 7 months' - fuck that! So, I'll help you get another job but you can not work here unless you break up with her and she's out of your life. I can't handle that shit. I got 'em in the parking lot trying to record us. I got that girl saying she's gonna wear a recorder...

Obviously Dog has earned the loyalty he deserves from his son Tucker Chapman. As I said a year ago of Dog & Wife "A thug married to a skank who chase other thugs and skanks for money."

Chapman also claimed that the statements were taken out of context and that he was "disappointed in his son's choice of a friend, not due to her race, but her character."

Of course Chapman's own character is oakey dokey – he just used inappropriate language (n-word 6 times in the first 45 seconds of this released tape). A&E, the Dog's network, says "We hope that Mr. Chapman continues the healing process that he has begun."

Aside from the healing process being nothing more than psychobabbleshit, Mister Dog doesn't need healing – he needs a big dose of real reality, back in that trailer in the Rockie Mountains, minus his dog Beth who will divorce him when the money runs out, and where he can watch hours of taped Dog the Bounty Hunter episodes with other sociopathic white men drinking hard liquor and using the n-word at least 6 times every 45 seconds. But, there's the slim chance Dog will sneak in the back door and back to TV once he's all "healed up" from these self-inflicted wounds. They can give him neuticles.

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