The Pain of it All

Bill Clinton Flatly Asserts He Opposed War at Start.

During a campaign swing for his wife, former President Bill Clinton said flatly yesterday that he opposed the war in Iraq “from the beginning” — a statement that is more absolute than his comments before the invasion in March 2003.

Before the invasion, Mr. Clinton did not precisely declare that he opposed the war. A week before military action began, however, he did say that he preferred to give weapons inspections more time and that an invasion was not necessary to topple Saddam Hussein.

"At the same time, he also spoke supportively about the 2002 Senate resolution that authorized military action against Iraq. Advisers to Mr. Clinton said yesterday that he did oppose the war, but that it would have been inappropriate at the time for him, a former president, to oppose — in a direct, full-throated manner — the sitting president’s military decision."

-----Hahahaha, "full-throated" in the same paragraph with Clinton.

"Mr. Clinton has said several times since the war began that he would not have attacked Iraq in the manner that President Bush had done. As early as June 2004, he said, “I would not have done it until after Hans Blix finished the job,” referring to the weapons inspections there before the war."

-----Bill would have "done it" after Hans finished the job. Same war – slightly later start date.

"Mrs. Clinton voted in favor of a Senate resolution authorizing military action against Iraq in 2002. She has said she was misled by Mr. Bush."

-----Well, "girl", you have no business in politics if you're so easily misled by a moron.

Nearly a decade ago, when Bill's Jerry Springer style sexcapades became daily news, I was ready to vote republican in the 2000 election (boy Bush squelched that urge).

It was not that Clinton had a moral lapse, we're all human – it's that he's a certified lifetime lying puss-hound, and for appearances sake, he subsequently sought counseling – for "sexual addiction." Another psychobabble term to excuse egocentric fothermuckers.

Poor Bill, an habitual lifetime addict on a quest for magic mouths and vaginas, a diagnosable inability to form an emotional bond with his partners, an intensely uncontrollable urge searching for breast milk, obsessive compulsive diddler, potential sex offender, cyberporner and phone sexer, smoking wet cigars, wracked by shame and guilt – oh, lordy, Bubba, feel his pain?

(Please please don't give us another episode of Clintons in the White's House.)