Al-Qaida In Iraq

CAIRO, Egypt Sep 18, 2006 (AP)— Al-Qaida in Iraq and its allies warned Pope Benedict XVI on Monday that he and the West were "doomed" and proclaimed that the holy war would continue until Islam dominates the world.

The Mujahedeen Shura Council, an umbrella organization of Sunni Arab extremist groups that includes al-Qaida in Iraq, issued a statement on a Web forum about the pope's remarks last week on Islam. The authenticity of the statement could not be immediately independently verified.

"You infidels and despotic, we will continue our jihad (holy war) and never stop until God avails us to chop your necks and raise the fluttering banner of monotheism when God's rule is established governing all people and nations," the statement said.

The group said Muslims will be victorious and addressed the pope as "the worshipper of the cross" saying "you and the West are doomed as you can see from the defeat in Iraq, Afghanistan, Chechnya and elsewhere … We will break up the cross, spill the liquor and impose head tax, then the only thing acceptable is a conversion (to Islam) or (killed by) the sword."

--- Herr Pope Benadick doing his part for the "clash of civilizations" and scaring believers with Al-Qaeda in Iraq.

Conveniently nothing is ever "immediately independently" verifiable but Bubba has heard the threat of Al-Qaeda in Iraq and is a believer, he "gets it". Even if Bush is a liar about WMD, Al-Qaeda in Iraq is real and someone has to protect his way of life – his right to discuss propaganda … er news, down at the diner over biscuits and gravy.

Sunni. Ain't that the same tribe Saddam was from Earl? And damn them ragheads Bubba, they have a problem with worshipping Jesus on a Cross? even if the Pope ain't a Baptist he's a Christian. Yea Bubba, we're gonna have to nuke them sonzabitches if al-kaydie in Iraq think they can beat us.

Stay tuned for beheadings, to add emphasis to the warning from Al-Qaeda in Iraq. One thing the world will never agree on - how to spell al-Qaida (in Iraq), which by the way means "the base" and also is jihad slang for "the toilet", the category the PTB throw most of the world into.