What Will Become of Bush

Ex-presidents usually become statesmen, lecturers, authors, civilian diplomats, sit as board directors, etc. etc. But, as George the Boy has zero ability for success on his own and even less inclination toward altruism, what will he do after the WH?

Authoring? From the man who boasted he never reads a newspaper. His years in the WH would be ghost written fiction.

Lecturing - out of the question as he's lingually challenged.

Diplomat/statesman? – maybe if negotiating with Satan himself on how hot the fire.

Board of directors – nah, now that the boy has served his purpose, no one will provide George the Incompetent a 6-7 figure income simply for favor with Poppy and Babs.

Georgie will be months away from his 62nd birthday when he leaves office in 2008. An age when many people are still mentally fit, capable, active, and eager to keep going. But George is neither fit nor capable and in 6 years I have yet to see the boy "eager" unless you count the night he decided to launch war in Iraq when he struck his fist against a palm and said "feels good!" From a perverse little boy to a perverse little man, Bush the Sadist. He's not the first ruling thug to have a woody from power over life and death but definitely the most stupid.

Boy George has nothing going for him. No charm, no charisma, no speaking ability, no creative intellect. Not a Nobel peacemaker.

Unlike past presidents, there will be little use for the fool come January 2008, if not before.

The recent movie in Toronto D.O.A.P. (Death Of A President) which depicts the assassination of George W. has "infuriated Bush supporters" although few have seen the film. I admit, it's the first movie in years I've wanted to see.

GW would be more useful to the elite "doap-ed" than running his mouth in drunken rampages around Crawford, and the little hypocrite will revert back to old habits.

As art is sometimes prescient, maybe D.O.A.P. actually stands for "description of a project."