Scouting the News

Swift boating. This term is significant now for the savage ravaging of dissenters. John Kerry, so it is said was "swift boated" by a professional group of smear-men. However, I disagree. John Kerry deserved what he got. Kerry was/is a liar, a slackard, a creep actor on the stage of "say whatever they want to hear this week." A flopster, a fool. A good example of how far ugly folks will stoop for the ruling elite. John deserves more than a swift boat; he should be rewarded with a swift kick in the ass to obscurity. Kerry who?

Hillary announces a "third way" to handle withdrawal from the Iraq war. She explains "Then we have to tell this new government we are not going to be there forever, we are going to be withdrawing our young men and women and we expect you to start moving towards stability." Of course, once Hillary is first Madam it will be UN peacekeeping forces, NATO forces, US citizenship to 3rd world folks putting on a uniform, and last but not least private security companies, otherwise known as mercs, who will maintain Iraq stability, under the banner of multilateral cooperation. Granted this might eventually bring the bulk of US boys and girls home – but you gotta know the US will pay for peacekeeping stability as none of the other poor-ass international white trash have the money. But not to worry, the US will raise some funds by lending those nations the money to buy the weaponry US arms dealers sell, and we the people can pick up the rest of the cost.

Bush wanted to bomb Al-jazeera plot. I had to wait 2 days to comment, until I could stop laughing at this breaking news from the Brits. Al-jazeera, fake media outlet, owned by the State of Qatar, ran by Khalifa al-Thani bloodline but a little piece of the Middle East that is butt buddy with globoanglo elite. Most famous for receiving and broadcasting "Osama promises to get you" tapes. Some reports claim Al-jazeera leans heavily toward pro-jihadism, others claim it's the voice of reason and truth. Duh Doha. GW could not possibly have told Phony Blair that Al-jazeera should be bombed as Bush would have no idea who or what an Al-jazeera was, or where it was located, and besides the globospooks need an outlet to broadcast news that occasionally aids in inciting the jihad. Shortly after the "bomb plot" was revealed someone pulled out a map, took GW's index finger, placed it on Qatar and explained 'jeerza is a TV station over there.

Bob Woodward. Fake journalist. With no experience in journalism Woodward in 1970 failed his first 2-week trial job at the WaPo but in 1971 was hired again at WaPo and the rest is water under the gate. After becoming a stenographer for the rich and spooky spy world Woodward became a best-selling author, an all-round tedious prose prattling Pulitzer prize winning yes-man schlepping through history at the bidding of the world of intel. Appearing today as the reporter with the most access to GW Bush at War and Plan of Attack, and now, somehow involved in the Wilson Plame Fitzman sideshow he is doing his bit part in setting up another patsy for a fall from grace, most likely GW.

Also in the news are "chilling revelations" and 'trophy videos." Burning of Taliban bodies deemed not a war crime. White phos, Fallujah, checkpoints, kill 'em if they throw rocks, innocents killed by troops on shooting sprees. Maybe it's just me but the news seems to revel in showing troops as mindless barbarians and on the next page moan the death of the same barbarians. Then yell about high level leaders ordering troops to commit atrocities and the page after that remind us that "following orders" is not an excuse for committing war atrocities.

Bush poll numbers plummet again. Secret prisons are not secret and are being investigated. Bush still mentally unstable and pushing for wider war and on a collision course with his own country. Collision course! Dark days at the White House are unprecedented! And economic bubbles are going to pop any dark day now. Newspapers are on the way out because blogs are in because blogs pick truth from all the bovine excrement. Soon, the opposition promises, we the people will have a clean, honest, trustworthy, and kinder government because the masses are now mentally awake and morally straight.

Yessir, the national 9/11 kill 'em all mood has waned. Polls tell us change is in the air. The "change" is never clearly defined but we're happy to hear the word "change." Polls reassure us there's a national piss and vinegar mood toward GW and worry on the economy, but we're reassured fiscally responsible leaders are peeking around the corner. While the newsreels and polls sometime tell us what we want to hear, the elite compare the yearly US troop losses in the ME to Vietnam and (if numbers remain stable) it will take 48 years in Iraq to equal Vietnam's cannon fodder. The beautiful minds aren't concerned, they've taken the barely palpable pulse of the masses (stampeding through Wal-Mart), and done the math. As First Madam says, we are not going to be there forever, and half a century is not forever.