Grand Jury News

Barry Bonds pleads not guilty to steroid perjury charges.

SAN FRANCISCO (Reuters) - Barry Bonds, Major League Baseball's all-time home-run king, pleaded not guilty on Friday to charges that he lied to a federal grand jury in 2003 when he denied past use of performance-enhancing drugs.

Dressed in a dark suit for his first court appearance since his indictment, the controversial 43-year-old slugger told a judge in the U.S. District Court in San Francisco he was innocent of four counts of perjury and one of obstruction.

According to the federal indictment, Bonds lied when he told a grand jury probe in 2003 that he never knowingly used performance-enhancing drugs.

------- And in older grand jury news .... From D.C. Bill Clinton, POTUS and long-time pusshound and sax king, pleaded he was not guilty of lying to a grand jury when he said he did not have sexual relations with that woman, and denied he took monica-enhancing his performance under the desk.

Dressed in a dark blue suit after his last blowjob, the controversial aging pusshound told the public he was innocent of perjury on account of everyone does it and oral sex is not really sex.

According to the federal government and Bill's opposition, Clinton lied when he told a grand jury his penis never knowingly slipped into Monica's mouth, nor did he knowingly probe Monica with a cigar.

The investigation into "what the meaning of "is" is" led nowhere but did keep the sheople titillated and the media voyeurizing while TPTB set up the fuckinstupidpublic for the next job of the new century (9/11).