Raining BS

Supreme reign of the Christian Coalition, reigning white Christian supremist Herr Robertson, recently suffered verbally loose stool triggered by swallowing too much fatwa; causing the old man to utter macho comments to his bleating audience, as he rested comfortably in the belly of the boobtube. A syndrome sometimes associated with contamination by Rovian Blowflys.

Karl: We need more frivolous news stories to fill the airwaves.

Blowfly: Big one or small one, tear-jerker or pointless ?

Karl: Make it a nothing going nowhere byte.

Blowfly (looking through list of rightwing Parasites & Toadies): We could call Pat R. and have him make a comment. Or we could issue a terrorist alert on Farmer's Almanac or terrorists disguised as homeless, or ...

Karl: No fool, we did those alerts already. But Pat's good. Have him say something about assassinating a foreign head of state. Make it on that bastard Chavez.

Blowfly: Will do ... but Pat's senile, remember he messed up with that line saying Bush told him "Oh, no, we're not going to have any casualties" when he was supposed to say George warned him about casualties and the unbearable grief it would cause him as president.

Karl: Tell him if he doesn't do this one right ...

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