Beef My Cake

In efforts to assure comrades their leaders are not girly-men or another ruling class puppet midget – President Putin will continue onward with plans to visit Tehran. KAB is assured by anonymous sources Vlad will keep his shirt on although he may be packing a small rod.

WIESBADEN, Germany (Reuters) - President Vladimir Putin insisted on Monday he would make a historic trip to Iran to discuss its nuclear program, scotching doubts about whether a reported assassination plot would force him to cancel.

----"scotching" doubts – scotching?

Lest we forget - the Gore "package" of 2000.