Dear Abby

'Dear Abby' Says She's for Gay Marriage. "I believe if two people want to commit to each other, God bless 'em," the syndicated advice columnist told The Associated Press. "That is the highest form of commitment, for heaven's sake."

----Apparently this is Jeane Phillips, the aging daughter of the 89 y/o original Dear Abby (Pauline Esther Friedman) who has Alzheimer's. For heaven's sake – does her mamma know what she's doing with her column?

But remember folks – it's 50+ years of sage advice you can trust, since 1956 – the evolution of telling woman to stand by her man to telling man to stand by his man, or whatever. God bless 'em.